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Funny RPG T-Shirt – “Because Actual Murder Is Wrong” Fantasy Dragon Tee

Funny RPG T-Shirt – “Because Actual Murder Is Wrong” Fantasy Dragon Tee

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Whether you're into tabletop adventures or fantasy lore, this unisex Gildan Softstyle tee is a must-have for any RPG fan. The design features a powerful dragon with glowing blue eyes and a magical orb, perched behind ancient books—one left open mid-spell. Above, the word “RPG” sets the tone, while the punchline “Because Actual Murder Is Wrong” delivers a hilarious justification for role-playing fun.

It’s the perfect gift for anyone who loves storytelling, character sheets, and slaying boredom—not people.


🧵 Product Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
• Lightweight & breathable – 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Heather colors: 35% cotton / 65% polyester
• Sport Grey & Antique: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
• Graphite Heather: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Twill-taped shoulders for added durability
• Ribbed collar resists curling
• Tear-away label for all-day comfort
• Ethically grown US cotton
• Oeko-Tex certified for safety & quality
• Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol


 

🎁 Great Gift For:
• Fantasy & RPG fans
• Tabletop gamers
• Storytellers & creatives
• Friends, family, or anyone who appreciates clever humor

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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